PHEW. So now I am finally home from a two-week adventure of a lifetime! I will do my very best at recapping now, mostly for my own benefit, again, because I have so many thoughts about everything that no one here wants to hear because of course, they are all experiencing the same thing. Also, it all seems like a dream now, and the memories are slipping, so I will do my best to preserve them. Oh blog, what would I do without you. It still shocks me that someone, maybe even multiple people, still read this and are interested. But I guess life in Costa Rica isn’t reality for most people, as it is for me. Go figure!
How are YOU speaking of which? How is life in the real world? I expect no one will answer that. Though if you would, I would be grateful. I am genuinely interested.
Two weeks ago today I set out at 3 in the morning for the beautiful country of Nicaragua. Nicaragua is a VERY impressive and underrated country. It is ecologically, topographically, and environmentally much more diverse than Costa Rica! And yet, it is significantly more impoverished. They make an interesting comparison.
We rolled out of bed to find this massive charter bus waiting for us outside, complete with full-recline seats (yes, completely laying down), leg rests, plush seats, televisions, and lastly, a butler. Everyone was really thrilled about this. I personally found it a little wasteful… individually wrapped lunches and whatnot? And so many extra seats…. For an environmental science program especially, it seemed a little unnecessary. Regardless, we went on our way (watching Twilight on the TVs) and crossed the border and at about 10AM we were on a ferry to Ometepe Island.
After the ferry, it was about another two hour drive down unpaved roads in vans to get to our hostel.
Also, these roads are ridiculous because we would stop every so often in the middle of nowhere, and I'd look out the windshield to behold just a ton of cows chillin in the middle of the road so we couldn't pass. Also, just the views of the infrastructure on the island was so crazy. People cooking over wood fires (50% of Nicaragua's energy comes from wood fires), bathing and doing laundry in the lake, and the most stray and starving animals I have ever seen in my life. I did not witness a single healthy dog or cattle on the entire trip; they were emaciated, every single rib showing. And they were EVERYWHERE. I was so fatigued on this drive and kind of out of this, and everything I witnessed was so different and weird and dream-like. The island of Ometepe is still lingering between being desolately impoverished, and becoming a major tourist destination, which is strange to witness.
So by about 3, after 12 hours of travel, we reached our destination. It was worth the wait. Our hostel was a secluded bunch of wooden buildings on Lake Nicaragua. As soon as we all secured our room, we ripped off our clothes and jumped in the lake. Which was warmer than pee. There was an amazing view that spanned the whole lake, and to our right was Volcan Concepción, looming directly above us.
We had a lecture on the dock while the sun set (can I just mention how necessary my Crazy Creek, with trout patterned on it, has been on this trip…). I have no idea how we all managed to focus, considering the lack of sleep and the amount of travel we had just endured. After, we feasted on one of the most delicious meals of my life (seasoned rice, beans, salad, pizza, pesto pasta, homemade wheat bread, fish, rice pudding, dragonfruit juice... a buffet nonetheless) which was exactly what we needed, and then went to bed and passed out.
The next day we were off on a field trip (after another one of the most amazing meals of my life… gallo pinto, pancakes, oatmeal, fruit, homemade bread, quiche, tamales… we had massive feasts every single meal, and every dish was the most delicious I had every tasted. It was heaven) to an organic coffee farm slash petrogliph minefield. Our host was this hilarious, worn and shrunken Nicaraguan man who showed us organic coffee farming, Nicaraguan style. Which was basically the same as Costa Rican organic coffee farming, just a little more old school.

Then we saw some petroglyphs. From ancient times. Que interesante.
Then I had a conversation with a howler monkey. This was great! A big macho howler monkey was all up on us yelling, and so I just started yelling back. And then we talked for quite a while. And then he tried to poop on us, so I decided our conversation was over.
The rest of the day we spent swimming at Ojo de Agua which is a natural swimming pool filled with crystal clear water.
We were back in time for a ridiculous sunset on the lake, and another fantastic feast.
The next morning, we woke up to do our Ecology Field Exercise. The goal of this was to determine the ratio of invasive fish species (tilapia) in Lake Nicaragua to other native cichlids. However, the fishermen who were out to catch our fish unfortunately did not understand that we wanted them to catch tilapia so they used the wrong kind of net so basically we couldn’t collect any data. So, for the sake of putting us to work, they had us organize all the rest of the fish by species and weigh and measure them. So have no fear, we still got to get our hands all up in some dead slash still dying fish. Thank god. (Sophie, read that and tell me it doesn’t freak you out just a little bit. I am so proud of you for saving one fish. I, meanwhile, tortured and killed hundreds and then manhandled them. Awesome.)

That afternoon, we went to a biological station where they fed us more delicious food, received a lecture from Achim, and then went on a hikety hike. This hike was part of the way up Volcan Maderas, the inactive volcano on the island of Ometepe, a massive tropical dry forest. (At this point, I am supposed to be able to tell you all the differences between dry forests, transitional forests, wet forests, cloud forests… I don’t think I could do that. I hope that’s not bad. Finals Monday? Whoops.) The hike was disappointing because we could only go up halfway before we turned around because the trail was unsafe or something. So we didn’t get to see the lagoon or the waterfall or anything. But it was still really beautiful. And there was a shit ton of howler monkeys that were all like what up and then tried to poop on us.
The next day we left the island of Ometepe to go to Granada, with a stop in Rivas.
Long travel day. We also switched from little travel vans to a straight up ghetto school bus filled with gnats.
When we got to Granada, we were staying in this super nice hotel with, get this. You won’t believe it. Air conditioning. Cable TV. A pool. AND hot showers. It was too much. Nellie and I had a cute little couple room just the two of us. We honeymooned and canoodled all week long.
We got a little tour of Granada and then had the rest of the day to get drunk and eat dinner. (The picture below is the newly repainted cathedral in the central square of Granada, which is basically a reference point for the whole city. Que linda!)
The next day we bussed over to Managua, the capital of Nicaragua, and got a really random and stupid tour of national monuments or something.
And then we had lunch in a mall. Why did we have lunch in a mall? I don’t understand why they think we like mall food. I had gotten sick off my omelet breakfast (I haven’t eaten eggs for two months! Go my cholesterol) which I ordered for some stupid reason so I didn’t eat anything. Also probably because my only options were gross mall food. After lunch, we went to see the great silhouette of Sandino, the liberator of Nicaragua. If you want some more Nicaraguan history, please request it. Otherwise I’m going to assume you find it as boring as I do. And we returned to Granada for a little rest.
That evening we had an outreach project at Caritas Felices (Happy Faces), a soup kitchen for kids in downtown Granada. This is where shit gets kind of intense. If you couldn’t tell by my angsty political tirade in my other post, the economic situation in Nicaragua is grim. Here, hundreds of starving children gather to receive, for most of them, their only meal of the day. Careful watch had to be made to make sure every kid got one meal, and weren’t stuffing it quickly in their bags and then waiting for another. We were supposed to help out, but mostly we just watched some of them put on a talent show (SOME OF THE COOLEST BREAK DANCING I HAVE EVER SEEN. If the video function on my camera hadn’t broken at this point, I would show you, but they were great) and then served the food, which took a total of 5 minutes.
I think the experience was more for us to witness more deeply the effect of poverty on Granada. Ah, but I won’t go into it. I have reflected too much already, and there is only so much you can say.
The next day, we went to Volcan Mombacho. This was basically just so we could go on a really intense three hour hike, because apparently people like to do that. It was actually cool, lots of epic 360 vistas of Lake Nicaragua and the volcanoes and stuff. And then we were exhausted. And that’s all that we had to do that day, so it was good. Ah, except we did have to have another discussion….. in the pool at the hotel. Who gets to have class in a pool?! So ideal.

The next day we went to Leon, which was a really unpleasant and sweaty three hour drive. Then we got a really terrible lecture from this overly pretentious man who had no public speaking skills and teaches at the University of Nicaragua. My friend Ellen wrote me a love poem instead of listening to the lecture, which made it all worthwhile. Once she gives it to me, I will transcribe it for you.
Then we had to subject more Central American people to our obnoxious surveys, and walked around Leon a bit. A very cool city that we didn’t get to spend enough time in. Actually, that day pretty much sucked, looking back on it.
Our very last day in Nicaragua, we spent the morning at an artisan’s market in Masaya. It was HUGE and beautiful and filled with lots of (maybe not so authentic) Central American things that we could buy. So we did just that.
After the market, we went to Volcan Masaya National Park to go tour caves! There were definitely caves. With bats that swarmed around you, which was a little terrifying. I have been in caves before so I wasn't like BLOWN AWAY. But if you have never been in a cave... you should definitely go in one. Also watch the Planet Earth about caves.
There was also a steaming volcano. These were very cool things to see. Our guide spoke in English and had this really adorable accent, which I could not imitate for my life. We watched the sunset there, and got back on the bus as soon as a MASSIVE rainstorm hit. I love perfect timings.
Drive back on another ridiculously luxurious bus, actually this one even moreso, and then we’re home! I guess that was our trip to Nicaragua. That wasn’t a very interesting synopsis I guess, but we really didn’t do or learn that much. There was just a lot of hiking and seeing beautiful things and watching cable tv in the hotel room. So hopefully you will get enough out of the pictures for it to be interesting to you. (For instance, this sloth we saw on Mombacho)
The pictures, however, take three zillion years to upload because our internet has gone to shit. It's basically nonexistent. This is a very frustrating thing. Because we have to research projects due on Monday. Lame.
Next up: midsemester break to the beach. Coming soon.